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List of Demands

The members of the SPCL (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Liberals) demand:

1. That Liberals be called “Progressives” because of the negative impact the word “Liberal” has on the public (which we think is unfair).
2. The elimination of all conservatives from the political scene to the point of not allowing them to speak out or demonstrate against any Liberal cause or candidate because they are right and how dare they think we are wrong. In fact this should be considered a civil rights violation to try and express conservative ideas.
3. This should be formed by civil rights violations for true Liberals in killing babies, the elimination of the military so we can use the money for other things, global warming, illegal immigration, gay marriage, raising taxes, eliminating gun rights, legalization of drugs, having the United Nations decide our future, prostitution, socialized medicine, the ACLU and a “If it feels good to do it” philosophy.
4. That only Liberals be allowed to teach in our colleges and Universities so students can receive proper training on what it takes to be a true Liberal. Wait, we are pretty much doing this already.
5. That the media be allowed to read and bloody things of the world and always blame these incidents on conservatives.
6. Liberals never point out that Lincoln was a Republican (remember he freed the slaves) and never point out that Republicans helped pass civil rights legislation, not the Democrats.
7. Liberals never allow President Reagan to receive any credit for the destruction of the Soviet Union. Always change the subject.
8. Liberals never allow people to know that lowering taxes increases the amount of revenue to the government every time it’s tried.
9. That the media always put a negative slant on good economic news no matter how good it might be. Wait they do this already.
10. That all judges, especially the Supreme Court, be Liberals so that any conservative legislation that may pass can be struck down for the benefit of all Liberals. Liberalism is not just a philosophy; it is a life.