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List of Demands

We the members of the SPCII (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Illegal Immigrants) demand:

1. That the USA allows unlimited access to their country to all persons, no matter their nationality, skill level, political persuasion or terrorist desire.
2. That the USA not require the same requirements that countries where they came from may require before entering.
3. That it not be illegal for us to “borrow” another’s identification for a time. How else can we get a job and housing?
4. That we not be blamed for keeping wages low especially in the construction industry.
5. That we not be blamed for increased incidents of diseases occurring in America even though such diseases are common in the countries where we used to live and uncommon in the U.S.
6. That we not be blamed for the many Emergency and Hospital treatment facilities shutting down. What does it matter if we can’t or don’t pay after all isn’t America rich?
7. That we not be criticized for receiving free education, free housing, free health care and free food just because one of our children were born soon after arriving. After all they are US Citizens now even though the same rule does not apply where we come from.
8. That our criminal record from where we came from be ignored or forgiven after all don’t we get a chance to start fresh when we come here?
9. That the USA stop blaming us for the large increases in all manner of diseases, the large increases in crime and prison occupancy and the increases in taxes to pay for our children’s education and health problems we are sure there are other reasons for this besides us even though we do not know what they could be.
10. That special schools be set up to educate illegal’s children in our own language and they call us “Immigrants” not “Illegals” (wait, they are already doing this).
11. That the USA not be allowed to build a fence on the southern border to keep us out because it is simply not fair.