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List of Demands

We the members of the SPCBP (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Beautiful People) demand:

1. That we be recognized as cultural icons and very unique because our beauty exceeds the “so called” normal people of the world.
2. That the government set up a special agency under the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) to certify that someone is indeed “Beautiful” and deserving of this special icon status.
3. That certain parks or areas be set-aside for the “Beautiful Only” so that we won’t be hassled by the public or the Paparazzi.
4. That since we bring beauty and cultural benefit to the world Congress should set us up as a special “tax free” elite so that all our income can go to keeping us beautiful for the benefit of all mankind as there are so few of us.
5. That as a courtesy when we enter a room that, like Royalty in other countries, we should expect others to bow or curtsy after all we are the only “Royalty” the USA has.
6. That all traffic tickets and minor misdemeanors and felonies be ignored or not prosecuted after all we are usually found Innocent anyway and this would save taxpayer money. (See Paris Hilton and OJ Simpson cases)
7. That plastic surgeons, dermatologist and beauticians be paid for by the taxpayer to help through us make the world a more Beautiful place to live.
8. That the Ordinary not hate us just because we are Beautiful.
9. That there be a Beautiful Persons Hall of Fame.
10. That there be a Beautiful People website to help certify those who are Beautiful and those who are not.